Kitsu's Jar of Win Preserves

I lolled.

tepidjudgement:

blindwarlock:

fuk-dubstep:

helter-my-skelter:

regener8-extermin8:

mishasminions:

ifyouwannabeaminermine:

ofthesea-:

princeharryisasillybitch:

luminarychild:

danielwolfy:

kayleejennnn:

GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ

PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.

NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.

ogmasdlkfh

OH MY GOD

This is the parent I aspire to be.

MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING

I AM DOING THIS TO MY CHILDREN.

Good Parenting. Good. 

I would have pissed myself when the frogman came to my room

me as a father.

FUCK FATHERS

ME AS A FUCKING MOTHER

This is GREAT. XD

skywritingg:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

DEADMO5E5

Maybe it’s the weed but I find this delightful.

deletethestars:

I AM GIVING AWAY HOMESTUCK
Okay no, but I am giving away some Homestuck merchandise which is pretty cool too. Just as a little thank you for the 700+ followers and all the encouragement you guys offer me on a daily basis. <3 

 P R I Z E S

• 1st Prize: God Tier Pullover Hoodie / Zipper Hoodie of choice
• 2nd Prize: Homestuck T-Shirt of choice 
• 3rd Prize:  Homestuck Pin Set of choice

+ All prizes are from Whatpumpkin.com, and I’m willing to have these shipped internationally, as long as you don’t live on the top of some obscure Tibetan mountain no one has ever heard of. 
+ If the prize you want is sold out, I am more than happy to either A) forward the prize money to your paypal or B) hold onto the money myself until the item in question is back in stock.
+ Obviously, you must be willing to supply me with your shipping address, or I’ll just keep the prizes for myself, thats fine too. 

 R U L E S

• Reblog ONCE please. :( No one wants to see this on their dashboard a hundred times. 
• Likes count
• Play nice with others
• I probably left out something important… 
• Ends Saturday, March 31st, 2012